AC: :33 < happy 12th purrigees eve!
CT: D—> Nepeta
CT: D—> What is the meaning of this
AC: :33 < its a present!
CT: D—> Are you mocking me
CT: D—> You know that I have owned bows before
CT: D—> Their splintered remains litter my respiteblock even here
AC: :33 < yeah
AC: :33 < but you also used to have alive purrson muscles that you couldnt control
AC: :33 < try holding it now
CT: D—> Oh my god
AC: :33 < oops! its probably too small
AC: :33 < ill make you a bigger one!
CT: D—> Oh my god
AC: :33 < equius?
CT: D—> I feel as though I am seeing the world for the first time
CT: D—> It’s beautiful
One destroyed universe’s version of CD got weaponry and stickers from the rest of the Midnight Crew.
AT: oH, iTS SNOWING, }:)
TG: yeah it actually didnt do that where i lived
TG: when i was alive
TG: cmon lets go inside and see if were gonna have to fight bro for the hot cocoa mix
AT: wHAT IS THIS HOLIDAY ABOUT,
TG: depending on who you ask its either about a baby who was not made via the standard human baby making process of the horizontal charleston
TG: or its about a jolly ass old man who sneaks into peoples rooms when theyre sleeping and eats their cookies and leaves some kind of shitty gifts as compensation
TG: speaking of which what kind of shitty gift do you want
AT: oH GOSH, uM,
AT: iN DREAM BUBBLES i CAN PRETTY MUCH JUST MAKE THINGS APPEAR, sO, aSKING FOR A GIFT JUST SEEMS UNNECESSARY AND KIND OF RUDE,
TG: bullshit you dont have a rude bone in your entire freakish alien body
AT: bUT, uH, iTS OKAY, bECAUSE i FEEL LIKE GETTING TO HAVE A FRIEND HERE, aND PARTICIPATING IN AN EARTH FESTIVAL WITH YOU, iS KIND OF LIKE A GIFT ALL BY ITSELF,
TG: holy fuck did you really just say that
TG: merry christmas dude
EB: see, this is the sixth night, so we light six of the candles plus the one in the middle.
AG: Then what?
EB: then we eat dinner.
EB: and then my dad will probably try to get you to spin a dreidel, but you probably shouldn’t, because he has a trick dreidel that squirts water at you.
AG: What’s the rest of it?
EB: um, that’s about it.
AG: You just… look at the candles? This isn’t prepar8ion for a sacrifice to a ravenous 8fold goddess of flames, or anything????????
EB: what? no! it’s just a celebration of light.
EB: i guess you guys are nocturnal or whatever, but humans usually get sad in the dark season.
AG: So you’re just missing your weak Earth sun? 8oriiiiiiiing!
AG: 8ut at least it sounds more relaxing than Alternian holidays.
EB: thanks, i guess. :B
AG: Your candle-holder should be shaped like a sp8der, though.
when sollux arrives (back?? im not clear on how any of this worked) in the afterlife, everyone gives him hella fistbumps, and then feferi declares that it’s “MAK—E OUT )(OUR FOR THE H—-ERO!!!” and princess carries him into her dream bubble hive, from which he doesnt emerge for a pretty long time because sollux captor has had enough interaction with other people for about three lifetimes.
and they all lived/were dead happily ever after, the end
REBLOGGING THIS HERE BECAUSE TUMBLR USER TWINMACHINES IS REALLY REALLY GOOD AT DRAWING SWEET CUDDLEBABIES AND I WANT EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT DEAD HOMESTUCKS TO SEE THIS
sorry I haven’t been posting! here is a thing.
AT: oF COURSE i GREETED HIM, fAIRY BULLS ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE KINDS OF BEASTS,
AT: tINKERBULL IS HAPPY TO HAVE A NEW FRIEND, tOO,
AT: tHIS LITTLE GUY IS REALLY SWEET,
AT: aLTHOUGH HE DID, uH,
AT: hEADBUTT THE HUMAN NAMED jAKE, oR MORE SPECIFICALLY HIS DREAM SELF, sINCE THATS THE VERSION OF HIM WHOS HERE,
AT: aND, uH, i DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HIS WAKING SELF IS DOING, sO HE LOOKED PRETTY CONFUSED,
You observe a man and a woman having a TEA PARTY, although they are probably consuming as much WINE as tea. They look peaceful and very content.
While this is a calming sight, you would not describe this afterlife tea party as particularly SICK.
Another man appears and asks in the most nonchalant way possible if there is room for him at this tea party. He is warmly welcomed.
~*~ TEA PARTY SICKNESS LEVEL HAS INCREASED TO : RADICAL ~*~